Kankri and Karkat watch porn together for “research purposes”:
"Do they have to speak like that? How can that sort of language endear them to their partner at all? Isn’t that a bit rude?"
"I don’t know. I don’t mind being spoken to like that under the right circumstances. A little defamation can get your blood burning in all the right ways."
Kankri, just to test the theory, turns to Karkat and says in the most placid voice ever,
THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE I CAN GET BEHIND
"Your real name is… the Kohaku River!"
This will always be my favorite 3D gif. :3
Decided why not do some karkat today
you can smell someone peeling an orange from 2000 miles away this is a true science fact
Track: Radioactive In The Dark
Plays: 1,853,071 plays
I WANT TO KILL SOMEBODY AND HAVE THIS AS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC
» Most disturbing things children have said about their imaginary friends
- He has no face.
- He tells me it’s ok to kill people
- She stares at me from the ceiling
- The man in the Easter Bunny costume loves me so much
- I talk to her through the mirror
- When you leave, she crawls out of my closet on all 4’s
- When I take a bath, he comes out of the water
- She says she’ll take me away with her one day forever
- He has no arms or legs
- She’s bloody and she cries all the time